WESTWOOD, CA - Byron has done it again.
Yes, he saved another girl from the torments of her own life.
It was just another Thursday morning. Byron headed outside to enjoy a mimosa and a cigarette, like any hard working man would do. But Byron knew something wasn't right this crisp summer morning. Harnessing all his senses, he was able to detect a crying girl from across the street. Before thinking anything of it, out of curiosity, he wondered if it was a 5 star that he could take advantage of. To his delight, Byron saw potential, and witnesses at the scene decided she was at least a 4.2 star. The mother Theresa within Byron emerged, quickly approached the girl and asked so beautifully, "why are you crying?"
They quickly struck up a conversation. It was a one sided conversation, since the other side was strategically thinking of the best way to get in the other's pants. Byron smiled and nodded, while the girl could do nothing but bitch about some boyfriend. Byron learned that her name was Sidney, and Sidney learned his name should just be "incredible." Like a true chilvarous gentleman, Byron happily gave her one of his cigarettes, probably so she should stop whining so much.
Yes, Byron saved another girl. He saved another 4.2 star for not just himself but for the world.
Forget about the fucking Fire Department, Police Department and Soldiers, Byron is a real modern day hero.
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